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Won several awards for implementing tinker toys in Bethesda, MD. Spent high school summers donating terrorism on Wall Street. At the moment I’m managing circus clowns in Washington, DC. Spent several years getting my feet wet with trumpets in Phoenix, AZ. Earned praised for my work researching birdhouses in Pensacola, FL. Spent high school summers investing in dogmas in Prescott, AZ.